Metalachi

On a hot summer night in Veracruz Mexico circa 1982, Consuela Espinoza stumbled out of her dilapidated shanty and into Rock N Roll history. What began as an innocent night of snorting horse tranquilizers in a hotel room with seven members of the village jai alai team went on to produce the greatest metal band to ever live. Unhampered by a steady regime of tequila and ill-advised sumo lessons, nine months later five bastard children where born. Unable to care for her hungry offspring and concerned that motherhood would seriously interfere with her Tuesday night Karaoke league, Consuela hastily packed the babies into the saddlebags of a burro and sent her children off to America in search of a better life.

Against all odds, 14 years later, and nearly dead from dehydration, the burro knelt down to drink from the stagnant waters of the Rio Grande just ouside of Juarez Mexico –mere yards from the U.S. border. With one fleeting burst of energy the brothers Espinoza cinco climbed from their leather restraints and scampered the vast reach of the river, collapsing onto the sweet amber hue of American soil. As if by destiny, lodged in the sand beneath their tanned faces was a record sleeve upon which were the words “PARANOID” and “BLACK SABBATH”. For many years to follow, this definitive black metal album served not only as a teacher and a mentor..but also as a friend. From these bleak and humble begins grew the seed that would eventually be the band we know today. Often referred to as the greatest heavy metal band to ever live..always referred to as…METALACHI.

Past Shows


May
26
th
2022
Turf Club
May
26
th
2022
Turf Club

Metalachi

with Madness Malaga
Aug
3
rd
2019
Turf Club
Aug
3
rd
2019
Turf Club

Metalachi

with Madness Malaga and Whiskey Rock ‘n’ Roll Club
Jul
19
th
2018
Turf Club
Jul
19
th
2018
Turf Club

Metalachi

with Madness Malaga
Dec
31
st
2017
Turf Club
Dec
31
st
2017
Turf Club

Metalachi

with Impaler and Nightosaur
Mar
10
th
2017
Mainroom
Mar
10
th
2017
Mainroom

Mac Sabbath and Metalachi

with Okilly Dokilly and Metallagher
Oct
24
th
2015
Turf Club
Oct
24
th
2015
Turf Club

Metalachi

with Hastings 3000

More Shows

Jan
20
th
Turf Club

King Pari

with FruitPunchLoverBoy
Dec
31
st
Palace Theatre

Brothers Entertainment New Years

Mar
22
nd
7th St Entry

Lostboycrow

Jan
21
st
7th St Entry

NESS NITE

with Sophia Eris, Huhroon, Ruby and more!