***United States [Name Redacted] Office of Deep Space Communication******************Inter-Office Brief xx69RJ Branch: Brooklyn*********************************CONFIDENTIAL-CLEARANCE: ONYX******************
Good evening Ladies and Gentleman of the Board,
This afternoon our operative, [Name Redacted], intercepted a series of unknown, possibly alien, transmissions directed towards 8th and 14th Street in Manhattan, these signals are seemingly originating from both deep space as well as the far-side of our very own moon. So far our decryption team has only been able to roughly translate the first transmission and bafflingly it appears to be a DJ mix. It gets stranger, upon closer inspection the signal appears to be broadcast across all frequencies, even those inaudible to human ears. Someone or something really wants this message to get through.
We will continue to work on decoding these transmissions and will notify you upon any further developments, It may be too early to say but I suggest immediate preparation for the possibility of a full scale invasion.
-Section Chief Mann
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