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ERIK FUNK

• GUITAR/VOCALS
• had a shrine to gene simmons in his bedroom in 1985 when kiss wasn't cool
• beautiful blue eyes, push-over, newports
• is the sexy marketing tool
• "erik funk" played bass in Impetus Inter
• OWNER OF THE TRIPLE ROCK SOCIAL CLUB

PATRICK COSTELLO

• PADDT, ST. PATRICK
• BASS/VOCALS
• swears he saw truman capote in new orleans even though hes been dead for years
• should shut the fuck up
• "attitude problem", mooch, whiskey

LANE PEDERSON

• MONKEY HUSTLE
• DRUMS
• won't eat a grilled cheese sandwich because it does not make sense
• isn't home right now, but do you want to leave a message?
• really loooong stories, always at work, any beer
• Doctor of Clinical Psychology

BILL MORRISETTE

• BILLY
• GUITAR/VOCALS
• runs Extreme Noise Records in Minneapolis
• works everyday trying to convince people to buy records the don't really want
• rocks block parties in an old school way
• lord of all dogs, never at work, colt .45