Dave Bloxsom, Brandon Keegan, Benjamin Jones. Three worthless beings have composed expressive and negative music in between bouts of illness, insanity, and incarceration. The only one adored. Attempted suicide in 2003. Still we composed in our first year 140 lieder, in honor of our love. But my heart lectures have become vague and incomprehensible. Jumped into the Mississippi River to die, but still live years later and onward. Punk as fuck.

Formed in summer 2011, Theeves are an experimental art-rock trio made up of Joe Schweigert (bass, vocals), who formerly fronted local groups Military Special and Look Down; his brother Walken Schweigert (violin), who also travels with multimedia vagabond arts troupe Unseen Ghost Brigade; and Jordan Hansen (drums), who plays solo as Hey, Haberdasher.